If I was Conan’s pr person I would say something about his jackets

There’s been sightings of bugbears near Fred’s Cave. Let me point that out for you on your map.

Some weather we’re having. I heard Oxnard the blacksmith was having trouble with bandits.

Have you heard any news from the other provinces?

'Dr. Fingerling’s Love Planet' - Dr. Terrance Fingerling (Dirty Toilet Paper) dispenses advice about modern romance, joined by a cast of callers and special guests (@intellegint Charles Austin).

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If Elon musks dick pic leaked on here I would buy a blue check mark and reply to it calling it huge even if it was super small. I think that would get me a job

you guys can’t expect teenagers to not have opinions. They see everyone else having opinions and they want to have fun too. It’s actually our job as the older generation to completely ignore them and never say anything because they wouldn’t listen anyway

Nobody has it easier or harder than me

the Joker makes us ask ourselves painful questions about the world that we are typically afraid to confront. For instance, what if there was a Green and Purple 2024 Jeep Wrangler covered in decals, driven by one of the dumbest guys of all time?

basically there was a new joker movie but they said it was art this time and didn't let him have a big pistol that shoots a flag that says Bang. instead of that stuff he had a bad early life. Well now guess what he's coming back for more Oscars and movie trophies in Joker 2

there's a new joker movie. and he's standing in the rain and he's laughing. he's laughing like the rain is just one big joke to him. Terrifying. If he thinks that about rain, just imagine what he thinks about crime?

E2: The Drafts Folder 2 - Testicle andrew and Charles Austin share episodes that never left the drafts folder, including sodas (not Pixar), farm animals, mathematical symbols used to denote positive and negative functions, and many more.

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