Mate: “Fancy a pint tonight mate” My response:

Piers Morgan Im running out of battery sorry 🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️

Liverpool 4 (4) Barcelona 0 (3) Origi ‘4, ‘17, ‘36, ‘90+6 Can’t wait.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLLLL!!! GETTTTTTT INNNNNNNNNN!!

We're home. 😍 With one extra piece of luggage. 🏆

Champions of Europe. 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆. #SixTimes

Anna hasn’t been this angry since Will binned her off on the Inbetweeners after her Dad had just died

Homeless in Magaluf was fun. 🙄

first night went well then

Villa 2nds 4 - 3 Cronies: An entertaining game at the Hub as Villa came from behind to beat a very good Cronies side. It’s only preseason of course but definitely a real statement from the lads. The goals came from Scott Chambers, nathan, Sam Webber & jordeeeen #UTV

Thorverton 2 - 2 Villa 2nds: All the goals came in the first half as we fell 2 behind in the first 20 minutes. Goals from Sam Webber and Levi Edwardson earned a point at a tricky away ground #UTV

Happiest I’ve been in such a long time🤩🥰🥰🥰🥰

Every lad knows game on or off, you still pack your kit bag and leave without saying a dicky bird to the Doris 😂🍺 experience lads even muddy their towels 😉

Three more sign for the club, we welcome Aidan Whitfield who joins us from alphington! Also to join from exwick villa are Sam Webber and Tom Wood, we look forward to seeing the young boys in blue 💙

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