synchronicity on the timeline.

one thing this website is really good at is making it seem like one persons crank opinion is a "discourse" because a bunch of people are quote tweet dunking on it. usually that one person is a teenager and the first movie they ever saw was Rango

I haven't smiled this much watching a baseball clip in like five years

deeply disappointed in myself for going "who is that" in black mirror and not realizing the answer was rory culkin

1. bluesky's url is pronounced "busky" 2. I'm on there now, same @

Cruise is like an alien that arrived on Earth for who knows what purpose, but abandoned his mission after becoming obsessed with cinema.

I am physically unable to grab a bagel without going “selecting a bagel” in the same voice as Jake Johnson in ITSV

This Will Sennett video about Vladimir Putin has me crying with laugher. Will is one of the funniest men alive, his podcast is a closer look soundcloud.com/a-closer-look-…

lol I've been at MDW for an hour, the companies don't have cars, Budget doesn't even have an agent working. I guess this is just what peak season travel is now

Me: Judge I’m moving to dismiss with prejudice Judge: On what grounds? Me: law too old

if I've got any mutuals who need a bsky invite hmu, first dm first serve

Scroll through this asshole’s feed and you’ll find the usual democrat boilerplate: “social justice,” “access to healthcare,” nebulous opposition to guns, income inequality, nimbyism, etc. This tweet, however, is where he actually flashes his party membership card

girl in the stall next to me just dropped her purse and a shit ton of blueberries just rolled right out

gave away two bsky invites to strangers via an intermediary today, was immediately rewarded with another so lmk if you are still in need

this is the kind of shit Biden was saying while campaigning in 2020

The Hawaii Supreme Court just quoted Slim Charles in its decision. Seriously. #TheWire

The pithiness tracks. (cc: Wojtek the Union Law Bear (also at bsky))

Jeff Passan Let me check my insta feed for guys throwing weighted balls at max effort against a wall, with a crow hop, with his bro’s cheering him on… 🙄

New York City, you listen to me — if you’re near a convenience store right now, any type of 24-hour store, go into the store right now and put your hand in the cash register for no reason. Their money is your money, as of right now