Calling in bald to work tomorrow

TODAY IS #OPENINGDAY!!!!!

The Arizona Diamondbacks debuted their City Connect jerseys last night 🔥 We think you would love to have one! Repost and reply for your chance to win.

Red car red car red car!

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If you’re 18–25, go buy that 6-owner, 187,000-mile BMW. It’s time to learn an important lesson

McDonald’s breakfast will bankrupt you if you aren’t careful

not now kitten, daddy's baseball team fucking sucks

Was time for shiny 5 spokes

There is no way

This is terrible for baseball 🤷‍♂️

The fan voting is so dumb, it’s the All star game not the who has the biggest fans game. They should just have voting on the finalists cause it’s just gonna be the dodgers vs the American League at this point

Just a kid from Nizao.

please take your apple watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. you look like a spy kid

Who wants 2 Free Lower Level Dbacks tickets on Corbin Carroll Bobble head night?? To win: Follow me, Retweet post, & tell me who you would take. Thats it! Good luck. These tickets are lower level!

Tony Stark:

Corbin Carroll’s 74 XBH are tied for the most in MLB with Shohei Ohtani.

WE TOLD YOU HE'S A NATURAL.

Keep blaze in the outfield all the time! What a snag #Dbacks