Someday when football has been outlawed I’ll look back on my Auburn fandom and think of Bob Dylan — “I was so much older then, I’m younger than that now.”

"If someone looked at how you spent your time over the last year, would what they see as your priorities match what you see as your priorities?" — fs.blog/brain-food/nov…

"Maybe the next bowling alley will be hotter" "Screw it, we'll make our own bowling alley"

I can't be the only one who finds granola bars to be excessively messy

"I feel like I'm in vice city right now. I want like a speed bike and a machine gun" - @Papdog44

Witnessing your first fatality will most certainly put a damper on your walk back from the bar

Congrats to the little sis @Haley_Claunch. She's licensed to drive

#strategicallystoopid

Casual at all costs

America. The best damn country since a long ass time ago.

#FREEBIRDMAN

@realbammartin true....but against the second biggest tool in the league (behind Joahkim Noah)

Still trips me out to hear E on tv talking about Best Buy

I think of @Can_I_Live_12 every time I hear "queen my dishes please"

Brett Favre is suddenly relevant again...thank you St. Louis.

Growing up I was always taught if you're gonna be dumb you gotta be tough....I'd like to think I'm pretty damn tough.

"A small town guy named Bubba now has two green jackets"

And the clock on the wall has been stuck at 3 for days and days...

Always check for tp first. Always.

"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication." —Leonardo da Vinci