When Gyptian said these are some serious times, a now him did a talk bout.

Felt

Some a unno madda neva use to cool the tea wid two cup and that’s why unno miserable so

Weird weird weirdos

Just put my blasted food on the plate and don’t piss me off

This can't be the same brain that learnt glycolysis and Krebs cycle.

Jordan and Catherine ❤️

I can’t do anything in peace right now without Miss Jordan “I need to dance!” So let me just play the child some music 😒

After my hair is done understand u talking to a brand new btch

So cool! Her son loves lasco, asked lasco to hire him and they end up making him “Lasco Boy”

I do not like girls who like to compete with or compare themselves to you (in their head).

Bun fi have raisins.. grow up

Bored of my coloured hair. I’m so tempted to just chop the coloured ends 🫠

I want ladies to take better care of their skin

Nasty and stupid.

Welcome to an active opposition 🥲

How to teach Julian to do this so he can do one and I do one 😭 because bruh

POV: You Grew Up With a Naked Mom and Don’t Realize How Deeply It Shaped You:

I have a sibling so ofc I know siblings fight but seeing it firsthand with my kids multiple times per day omg, like just avoid each other maybe sometimes??? Lol

Jordan says she doesn’t like me she likes daddy. So naturally we’re roasting each other now. ☺️