i'm redd white, but my friends call me blanco niño

[AA] 'My name is Redd White. But my friends call me Blanco Nino' My Spanish is terrible but Your friends call you White Boy??? asdasfdahfbas

Redd White sounds like he's constipated when he's speaking random English

WATCHANAAAAAME

Redd White NAHDOOHODOU REEOUHGEE

I, the splendiferous Redd White, have quite the important question for you fantabulous people. WHATCHANAAAAAAME?

I regularly get asked, by my fantastical fans if I can stop being a "pretentious asshole." My answer is "YESWECAAAAN"

I also ask them "whaaaasthamattah" because they clearly don't understand me or my ethos.

I got interviewed by this splendiferous TV company, but "WHATCHANAAAYUM" and "YESEYEDOOO" aren't good enough answers. Ludicrous.

Anyone who trespasses over my marvelcicious threshold for the pokéstop will be sued, comprende?

It's my time to shine! April, get the murder gloves, this will be splendiferous~