Bad Bunny halftime show:

Horrible night for Republicans. They tried to replace the Super Bowl and they failed. The team owned by the Trump donor got dismantled, and the American athletes Republicans hate are winning gold medals. We're leaving Republicans behind because they're losers who hate America

We deadass live in a reality where the U.S government redacted the names of pedophiles associated with Jeffrey Epstein, but companies and governments want YOU to give up YOUR anonymity on the internet for surveillance purposes. Wow. Like seriously, wow lol.

Ring paid somewhere between $8 and $10 million for a 30-second Super Bowl spot to tell 120 million viewers that their cameras now scan neighborhoods using AI. The math is wild. Ring has roughly 20 million devices in American homes. Search Party is enabled by default. The opt-out

every day you have two options

By 2029 this will be the only way anyone will be able to pay off their student loans

It’s time to stop calling it misinformation and call it what it really is: propaganda designed to destabilize confidence in evidence-based decision-making. The tactic isn’t to win the argument - it is to make the public doubt whether arguments can be settled by evidence at all.

Incredible

Mid South Coliseum punches in the 80s

do not let the government fool you. they absolutely do owe you functioning systems, they owe you clean water, they owe you access to housing, they owe you opportunities to work, they owe you dignity. that’s within their constitutional mandate, that’s their purpose and their duty.

twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media

He’s like fourteen and has already cemented his legacy as an American hero.

Because they want ALL of the wealth, us to be their slaves and to fuck kids

This is what authoritarians are never gonna understand: average, everyday citizens do not like watching paramilitary thugs brutalize children. All the vaporware memes in the world can't fix that for them

I’m realising 99% of “culture war” is just very, very stupid people with very poor literacy failing to understand terms and concepts and applying angry hyperbole to everything

For now! We should change that shit

All I see on my timeline is a bunch of Republicans and legacy media reporters parsing every quote and comment from AOC in Germany, trying to mock them for incoherence or inaccuracy, meanwhile a ranting demented old man who can’t string sentences together, stay awake, or identify

There is something really funny about how socialist intellectuals spent a weekend arguing about fellowships in black transgender polyamorous poetry and meanwhile a random No Kings winemom from Kansas set a building on fire because of a Nextdoor post saying ICE wanted to buy it

Socialism isn’t about creating a perfect world. It’s about refusing to accept a cruel one. If you’ve ever cried over bills, skipped medicine to save money, worked two jobs and still feared rent day, guess what? You already believe in socialism. You just haven’t been told yet.