𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐊𝐓𝐀 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐍 That’s a good question, Benedikta. But he thinks he might know the answer now too.

He also said that he met Cid years ago and that Benedikta introduced them but he’s never met Cid and he had to be told that Clive wasn’t Cid because he thought he was. Dumb bald.

He told people he was Benedikta’s lover but that might not be true.

“You fucking Lord Harbard is like fucking a lifelike blow-up doll.” Benedikta scoffed to her king, the 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐁𝐀𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐑.

𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐊𝐓𝐀 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐍 “How dare you!” He said, unable to believe she would say such a thing about Taylor Swift. “Take that back.” He demanded.

“Benedikta, yup. You betcha.” He said whenever he saw Benedikta.

As Kupka made his way to the bridge, he looked over the stream that ran beneath it before shouting, "It's a Frankenstein!" about himself.

Bald got a makeover and he was pretty now. Really pretty.

𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐊𝐓𝐀 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐍 They were pretty now. Really, really pretty.

Benedikta is a Who. Martha May Whovier, to be exact.

Cid had a type. His type was young and blond.

So call Cid stupid, call him sad Benedikta’s the best he’s ever had She’s the worst he’s ever had And that keeps fucking with his head. Call him stupid, call him sad Benedikta’s the best he’s ever had She’s the worst he’s ever had And that keeps fucking with his head.