“Liar…!” Hissed Sleipnir. He has heard enough of Hugo’s lies. He thought he told him to be silent?

“You fucking Lord Harbard is like fucking a lifelike blow-up doll.” Benedikta scoffed to her king, the 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐁𝐀𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐑.

“It’s too bad Odin’s an ugly Goron.” Said the annoying ugly Goron.

“I thought I told you to shut up…” Sleipnir said for the hundredth time.

“It won’t happen again.” He lied. It always happened again. He always lied about everything. He was so annoying.

“I have my eye on you, Hugo.” He warned. If it happened again, it would be the final time. He would make sure of it.

Oh, no. He was finished of Taylor Swift watched him with the binoculars. He’d find out bald was an annoying liar. “I said I won’t call Batnabas an ugly Goron again.” Bald vowed, because he was the ugly Goron all along.

As Kupka made his way to the bridge, he looked over the stream that ran beneath it before shouting, "It's a Frankenstein!" about himself.

Sleipnir narrowed those squinty Taylor Swift eyes in a judging manner. “Did you say… ‘Batnabas’?” He questioned with a mocking smirk on his face.

“Uh…” He paused, looking around like the bald idiot he was. “No. I did not say that.” He lied, starting up his web of lies. He no longer knew Barnabad’ name. He thought he was Batnabas. And apparently Barnabad too. Who the fuck was that? What a bald idiot.

Bald got a makeover and he was pretty now. Really pretty.

𝐇𝐔𝐆𝐎 𝐊𝐔𝐏𝐊𝐀 She, too, got a makeover.

𝐇𝐔𝐆𝐎 𝐊𝐔𝐏𝐊𝐀 She could agree with that. Her lion looked especially handsome these days.

He was so annoying he announced that it was his turn now and not Cid.