Not sure why I'm stuck on this, but I'm pretty sure the song in Hamilton "oceans rise, empires fall" was inadvertently inspired by the tagline for Deep Impact ("oceans rise, cities fall, hope survives") because it's oddly specific imagery and doesn't make much sense here.

Alright I’m about 5 months behind on the New Yorker, what are some highlights I should skip to

Big if true.

Realizing now that all the artistic beat skips and fun glitches in early Weezer were just my shitty Limewire files.

Still haven’t received my renewed US passport via Belgian mail and wondering when I should start worrying, both systems are atrocious.

I like when people abbreviate "out of office" as "OOO" because it's like: "OOOooo! Someone has healthy work/life boundaries! Soooo fancy!"

Crustaceans have evolved into the shape of a crab at least 5 independent times. I do not like this.

Agustina Canamero, 81, and Pascual Perez, 84, hug and kiss through a plastic film screen to avoid contracting the coronavirus at a nursing home in Barcelona, Spain. Photos capturing love are among the The Associated Press photos of the year. apne.ws/ttLKrXW #APPhotos2020

The mRNA vaccines (Pfizer and Moderna) are kind of brilliant at a science level. I’ve had a few people in my real non-Twitter life ask me to explain how it works so I’m going to try my best here in this thread while I’m waiting for a patient to show.

My heart’s at home tonight with the Boulder community.

The #Boulder Chamber lit the Flagstaff Star tonight in remembrance of the 10 victims of today's shooting

Is the plural “egg McMuffins” or “eggs McMuffin”?

Mitchell Byars Entire mall being evacuated Costco #marshallfire

#IFValldEbo desde Alcalá

Una foto que saqué de #AlcaláDeLaJovada el sábado a las 23:35. Se ve una luz naranja al fondo a la izquierda. Yo pensaba que era otro pueblo, pero resultó ser el principio del #IFValldEbo que arrasaría todo el valle.

Well I’m certainly now aware of Oatly’s guerrilla marketing campaign

made a map that lets you discover wikipedia pages around the world 🗺️📌