Watching #Hallmarkchannel, every Christmas cliche is being hit. LOVE IT

Guys loves Christmas. Girl hates it. #Hallmarkchannel

finished Career of Evil. Have to say - my most fav Robert Galbraith novel yet. Cannot wait for the next one. Already imagining the bcc miniseries

@marilynwelniak ihatechu.

as a tester - the lack of testing done on the #KIMOJIS app is mind boggling awful. The emojis don't show up any time you swap keyboards. GAH

Had my first cluster headache last night at one pm. Legit thought I was dying. Make it sthaaaaaaaaap

Literally just had a 'where are my glasses, oh wait, on the top of my head' moment. I felt appropriately aged.

@marilynwelniak RIGHT?? This is not the place or the time. LET ME SHIT IN PEACE

Having done yoga for like 2 weeks now - I've become super jealous of Nora's downward dog. #yogiprobs

Watching Up after getting married was literally the stupidest thing I have ever done. Dirty, snotty, full on ugly crying. #pixarmagic

That moment when you don't eat dinner hoping bae will bring home leftovers from purple but he didn't you have to make an omelet 10:10pm

I wonder how many cubs babies will be conceived today

Pretty sure Hitler's campaign slogan was "make Germany great again". Worked out great that time. #notreally #govote #imwithher2016

How are there this many racist, sexist, misogynistic, ignorant people? How?

did god ask one of you to either pick the cubs winning or Hillary winning? BECAUSE YOU PICKED THE WRONG THING. And I LIKE the cubs.

I feel like I'm going through the five stages of grief but all at the same time.

You know what really bums me out is the fact that apparently #veep is a more accurate portrayal of politics in America then #ParksandRec 😭

The architect of one of the most racist laws in modern history has just been named to Trump's transition team. dailykos.com/story/2016/11/…

when beb is slightly scared about leaving the country because "what if they don't let you back in?" should I laugh or cry?

As fate would have it, my pizza-making class in Italy goes awry, so the chef saves me by turning it into a calzone.