facebook’s “poke” era was insane

True currency is steadfast friendship

As I have always said, If you have a problem with menstrual blood, then just date a man. Women menstruate it is not news. And sometimes, mistakes will happen. If you think this little blood messes up your car, then wait till she has to push a baby out in the car while you are

Me at Walmart: No one will ever know I bought this dress for $7. Stranger: I love your dress. Me: GIRL, IT WAS $7 AT WALMART AND IT HAS POCKETS

Perfume triggers memories like maaaaaaaaad😂

Silk from silkworm. Not yet refined.

These guys tried to rob my bro Maliks today at his shop in South C today morning My dawgie is safe but it was crazy Y'all please be safe

Life has never been the same since you left us😭

😂😂I know years later kuna watu bado hawaelewi 😭😭

Friday imekataa kufika

I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽

Maya Angelou really snapped when she said, "We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty."

BREAKING: Apple CEO Tim Cook steps down. Cook has served as CEO since taking over for Steve Jobs in 2011.

Born to be a Trust fund baby, forced to trust and fund the process 🫠

Dear Microsoft. Our African names are not spelling errors

I didn't write Mad Women because I was angry, though I have been. I wrote it because I was tired of systems that punish ambition, desire and defiance in women while celebrating the same traits in men.

I avoid drama but please don’t ever think that you can bully me.

"Na hao wanataka kufanyiwa Kiserian Section wajue Mama Lucy opstal haiyuko Kajiado county "

"Hao wagonjwa wako na kidney stones wakuje maandamano Tuesday."

It’s been so long I’ve forgotten the rules of formula 1