Wade Wilson ؘ Wandy~ The Vision Scott Lang @FastFlirtAndGay ARGHH HE IS BACK!!! pic.x.com/W3qwkWDRRs

@FastFlirtAndGay both of those things are very true!

*cries in deadpool*

@FastFlirtAndGay I know who's side all the guys are gonna be on in civil war

@FastFlirtAndGay you know what never mind you wouldn't know about it, just focus on being awesome as deadpool. I'll focus on buying...

@FastFlirtAndGay ... Buying more tacos!

@FastFlirtAndGay well I would suggest go finding some hot chicks.. But uh.. You know. Wanna go get some chimichangas?

@FastFlirtAndGay looks like your starting to get used to the suit ey? Comfy? Yea I know ain't it! So.. Chimichangas.. OOH! We can use...

@FastFlirtAndGay ...google maps!! *pulls out iPhone* Siri, give me a map to the sexiest place that sell chimichangas!! Siri:'Pulling up...

@FastFlirtAndGay ...videos of your recent history Lizzie Olsen xx- (deadpool:) NO NO. THATS FAR ENOUGH. We uh. Heh. 😅 got any actual maps?

@FastFlirtAndGay *scratches head* wow uh.. That's a lot of maps. Wanna just stop at a Starbucks?

@FastFlirtAndGay Yeah... NYOOM US TO STARBUCKS

*knocks* "Fantastic 4? You okay in there?" "Go away!" "You want to talk about it?" "Everybody hates me! Everything is ruined!"

Hey, Avengers? Where's the cake and brass band, huh? Hawkeye's back! ((SV RP 21+ Ships on chem. RT's appreciated pic.x.com/AYbM6nxx3W

Coming back soon!! :D

*Whistles while sweeping away the debris of all the shit apocalypse blew up*

apocalypse: you are my children pietro: ok first of all, that's creepy and second, i want a different guy to say that to me