Man.. brought me back to that classroom real quick.

You can't buy me, hot dog man. I'm an adult.

My wife had a table accuse her of racism because another table's food arrived before theirs. The food that arrived was appetizers. Which the offended table didn't order. We're in an interracial marriage. With a biracial kid. Man I am so glad to not be out in public anymore.

I'm going to ikea today. Which means at some point I will have to sit in the cafeteria, with a bottle of water, attempting to hide my disgust as my wife and her mom gush over frozen meatballs and garbage sauce. Why in the hell do people eat at a budget furniture store? Gross.

Food lyric of the day: Real Gs move in silence, like lasagna.

I’m at my first hockey game. Someone threw a catfish on the ice (?) and an OL for the Titans just Stone Cold’d a couple pounders on the jumbotron. Not sure what’s going on but I do know I’m a lifelong Nashville Predators fan now.

Poaching an egg requires subtle skill and patience, and that’s the beauty of never doing it

"Social media made you all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it." -Mike Fuckin' Tyson

If you don't love me at my White Sandwich, you don't deserve me at my Artisan Loaf.

Officially finished ripping out my kitchen.. which means I'll be surviving on the grill, and the grill alone. (And whatever the better-half steals from her kitchen at work...)

“JERKY is just a cow raisin.” -overheard at the bar. Amazing.

My boy Atlas turns one year old tomorrow. Co-pilot, doorman, protector and champion of my wife and daughter. Cheers, bud.

floors almost done in the new kitchen. which meant it was time to buy the new kitchen...I may have gone a bit over budget, but its gonna be fuckin sweet. let's just say instant credit approval is a blessing and a curse. ouchiest day for the bank account ever, aside from closing

my 5 year old: daddy I have a secret for you. me: fire away, kid. 5: we should have hotdogs for dinner. me: yes. yes we should. go tell your mom.

Chef Michael Tsonton Eating Beagles 🎱 @ExcuseMyFly This ain't a Geechee own company and we dont support brands that appropriate our culture. Idk how ee taste but find it weird he still using this brand after claiming he changed the name

just found out that my first restaurant- the place that raised me from a baby into a food guy- a drug and alcohol addled, industry hardened professional.. closed for good. last sunday. made me think. I used to have a regular named Snake Farm. what ever happened to Snake Farm?

this is my current kitchen. a panini press on a WWE chair. (I've used this panini press a lot these last handful of days. way more than when.. I had.. yaknow... a stove.) my new kitchen gets delivered tomorrow. in 71 flat pack boxes. I will keep you abreast of developments.

I've always just had the bullshit fans that blow exhaust back into your kitchen... finished installing this bad boy yesterday. it's like going to toys r us when I was a kid, but there's steak afterwards.

to commemorate the jump off of hockey season I wanted some nashville hot chicken. the closest legit shack is like an hour and a half away. game time is six or so hours out. screw driving. I'm cooking. will post pics on completion. go preds.

worth it.