I hate to pry into the personal lives of others, but I can’t stay silent any longer…Travis Kelce where did you score that hat?

💙16 beef soft tacos 💙

Please let this happen today

The Nashville Predators should repurpose those Vandy posts into hockey goals

That’s bar pizza. It’s not supposed to taste good, it’s used to soak up jaegermeister.

“Grimmace has an orange cock. Everyone thinks it’s purple, they say ‘oh look at that cute little Grimmace and his giant purple hog.’ But I’ve held it. Massive, veiny, ORANGE pecker.”

That was fuckin awesome, go baseball

If the Yankees come back and win the series that one guy should have to butt swallow Taco Bell again

“Foiled again, Mr. Bond. That gold jacket belongs to one Mr. Gilmore.”

I’ve never felt more alive

I mean, this is adorable but also [checks stimpmeter] going to cause a grown man to have a meltdown this weekend

I’ve done it. The Grid of Grids. Rarity score of 4. I drank beers with one of these guys in college. Different one played in my little league. Mickey Tettleton. Dudes, all of them.

I love college ball. Duke is warming up a reliever named Gabe Nard. GABE. NARD.

“I thought you said business casual?”