Tartiflette innit

Not seen a shred of Glastonbury footage 💅

Back on the Euro rock n roll work for a bit. Was a bit overcome with emotion leaving a poorly 5 yr old behind 😭

Can we start spending Rice money yet?

Tell me GB is wank without telling me GB is wank

Fings u c up thu rud

Can’t decide what I hate more. Mosquitos or Tories?

I don’t know a lot, but what I know for a fact is that you can easily judge a persons worth with the smallest snapshot of how they treat hospitality staff. 😘

Buckfast

Loved Deccers and will always be a hero of sorts for what he achieved with us, but now he’s not wearing claret and blue I couldn’t care any less about him tbh. I’ll certainly never want to see Arsenal winning anything and you’re fucking weird if you do 😂

Beaudy

Scarbados were ace

Morning Pompey

Look at this well executed egg