Noah Kahan got a #Grammy nominee LETS GOOOOOO

Just saw The Holdovers and I cannot express how good it is properly. 🥹

I truly don’t understand millennials fear of looking their age. I don’t want to be “trendy.” I don’t want to look like a teenager walking into every building. I want to look like I *own* the building. I’m not afraid of aging.

“women won’t date me because of my political opinions”

When you go noodling on Dune, you’re doodling. #DuneWithoutContext #DunePart2

But honestly fuck that guy who shot at him bc this truly made everything ten times worse.

Casually stuck in parking lot hell while trying to leave the #NoahKahan concert at Alpine Valley.

Hey BMO is your Us mobile app having issues? I keep getting stuck in a login loop, and cannot access Zelle to send funds, while Chase doesn’t seem to have any issues. Do I need to contact the internal dev/support team? (I might currently be on Mat leave from your Audit team…)

Dang. Cook unity is getting its sponsorships out there. We used it when I was postpartum and some weren’t incredible but some were amazing. I’m just shocked I’m now seeing sponsors all over for them. #cookunity

Who is ready to deal with the #alpinevalley shitshow of a parking lot tomorrow for Noah Kahan?

Kamala Harris and I are both gun owners. We’re not going to take away your Second Amendment rights — we’re going to prevent your kids from getting shot at school.

Does anyone in Chicago know what’s going on with Trump Tower? Lower walker was blocked by CPD, Wabash&Wacker is blocked. I saw >40 CPD officers go via Columbus to Lower Walker over to the Trump Tower at 6:35pm. Never seen so many CPD SUV’s with sirens going.

Thinking about the Wicked movie is funny because it’s a film adaptation of a play adaptation of a book adaptation of film adaptation of a book

Dorothy watching Wicked and seeing there was a train to Oz

laurie being the realest character on white lotus i’m CRYINGGGG 😭😭😭

"I became a Trump supporter because I couldn't buy access to the democrats" is definitely something I would expect someone to think in their head rather than say out loud.

Hey guys calm down. Don’t politicize the death of the guy who routinely politicized every single death.

Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth.

May 2026 be the year we destroy generative ai and private equity