Things that are highly suspicious: -Sunshine -Punctual train -Nice people -A faultless meal -Hotel keycard that works 1st time -No traffic -Empty parking space right outside the shop -The last shopping trolley -A price that seems perfectly reasonable -A day with no disasters

Word of the day is ‘perendinate’ (17th century): to mark time by continually putting something off until the day after tomorrow.

Word of the day is ‘thwankin’ (19th century), describing clouds that are gathering in thick and gloomy succession.

In order to test in-flight wifi, Boeing fills their planes with potatoes. Potatoes interfere with signals the same way as the human body. The project was called Synthetic Personnel Using Dialectic Substitution (SPUDS). (Edited image: Superjet International)

🔥 Big Giveaway 🔥 We're giving away a complete Bard-inspired adventuring set. 🎶 This includes Master Vault, Rolling Tray, AND Mechanical Pencil - all crafted from Aromatic Cedar and Macassar Ebony. 🥳 (Rules posted below 👇) #wyrmwoodwednesday #dnd #dice #ttrpg

This is absolutely genius!🤣🤣🤣 #halflife #mrbean #gaming #GamingLife

Word of the day is 'arsle' (verb, 19th century): to find yourself going backwards in a task rather than making any progress at all.

The VeryBritishProblems insta page has hit 500K followers. Do join in the fun (if you want, you don’t have to if you’re busy) by visiting: bit.ly/3Hc5uRW

Thanks to Bungie being absolutely amazing, I have 8 #FollowTheLight #Destiny2 emblems to giveaway! Follow + RT + Like to enter. Will be DM’ing winners on Tuesday 2/22! 🥳

4 more sleeps 'til Witch Queen and I have some emblems to give away! RT and Follow me to enter. The emblem is called 'Follow the Light' (ps. I really hope this means we have a dark maze encounter in the campaign/raid) DMs will go out to the winners on Monday 2/21 #Destiny2

#B4R

Friends, help blast this far and wide during our final weekend before launch. Even if you’ve taken a break from Destiny 2, we’ll be bumping up the power of your gear to get your straight in to the Witch Queen campaign on Tuesday.

Word of the day is ‘empleomania’ (19th century): the desire to hold office or wield power, whatever the cost.

Attention #tweetfleet! My friend is trying to sell his Avatar and pilot. I know someone somewhere wants a fucking titan. Send inquiries to Scatha. Let's get this shit done, son!!!! #eveonline #trustedthirdparty

Word of the day is ‘sequacity’ (17th century): a slavish following of another person’s opinions without any questioning at all.

Just set up my American Foundation for Suicide Prevention page for the October #OutoftheDarkness walk here in Sarasota! I'll pin it later. #YouMatter #SuicidePrevention #SuicideAwareness

Word of the day is a reminder of 'trumperiness' (19th century): the state of being extremely showy, yet utterly worthless.

Having a default setting of “disappointed but not surprised”