Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it

sorry I didn’t text you back I’m rebuilding my life from scratch right now

all music is twerk music if your heart is pure

b ☆▷

i just got an ad recruiting me? people? for ICE. and u could not close it, could not change my preferences, i made it ‘go away’ but fuck. is this how it is now? having to fight elon or meta or whatever tf to not be under these parameters? wtf.

This is still twitter btw I refuse to call it by its stripper name

Idk who gives a shit

Americans are so domesticated that we just let the state shoot our neighbors in the face We are actual human cattle dude

[stopping you before you speak] let’s not ruin a good day

My sister just got written up at Brandy Melville for making fun of the military discount

If you’re over 30 you can’t say lock in, you have to say hunker down

Logging on to the Nazi psychic warfare machine every day to see what my friends are up to

becoming a “dj” but only cause i like to impose my will and preferences upon the masses

Adding lol to things is good feng shui

How it feels to return to your 9-5 after discovering the entire system is a CIA psyop and that we are ruled by satanic p*dos that eat babies and I still have to pay taxes

don't lecture me about woke you kids know nothing about woke. i actually grew up on 2010s tumblr. i was alive when they invented gender

(Hasn’t won a single one)well, you can’t win them all

germany is like if animal crossing was real life

im implementing an AI camera system that tracks what drugs people are doing in the crowd! i can then adjust my sets in real time: more energetic if they are drunk or more vibey if they are taking horse tranquilizers♥️ i’ll be selling the data to local PD to offset the cost. yay!