My takeaway from this season of love island is that people don’t know how to enjoy media anymore. Everyone has to find someone to stan, create a fandom, dig into people lives. The line between viewer and parasocial delusion is gone. It’s sad.

on my 26th birthday, i wrote I Took A Pill in Ibiza...11 years ago. The song became popular several years after i wrote it. This year I celebrated my 37th birthday. I feel proud to look at the song lyrics and know that NONE of them are true anymore. I've grown into a completely

26: I'm living out in LA, I drive a sports car just to prove I'm a real big baller 'cause I made a million dollars and I spend it on girls and shoes 37: donated massive jordan collection, drive 4runner, don't need to prove anything to anyone other than God, love myself. If i buy

I knew I liked this lil heffa

A powerful moment of Humanity! After Detroit Lions player Maurice Norris suffered a brutal neck injury and was taken to the hospital from the field. Both Detroit Lions and Atlanta Falcons agreed to snap the ball and let the clock run on out on the game with over 12 minutes

i want to smell so much like vanilla that people ask me if i use vanilla extract as my perfume

buzz feed apologizing to chelley

the way this didn’t move me at all bc I still do not understand who was stupid and racist enough on their team to do it and approve it in the first place

Cisco

2. In Brazil, it is tradition that the first piece of cake goes to the most important person in your life. And then his little bro's reaction... 💕

This makes a lot of sense.

Olly Tennis 🎾🇬🇧 “She said I have no education, no class… I let my racket talk. She’s gone, I’m still here. No offense taken — proud of how I handled myself.” – Taylor Townsend on beating Jelena Ostapenko

August 28, 2014 President Barack Obama rocks a tan suit 🔥

If a tuba player, mid song, serves you a 4 piece right, you shouldn’t be allowed to attend any football game ever again.

Getting dropped by a sousaphone player who didn’t miss a beat is true artistry.

And THAT'S how you clear it

Arab perfumes have zero chill…the entire street knows you’ve arrived

Your 30’s are gonna humble you when you least suspect it.

amazing sign i saw walking by the local magic: the gathering store yesterday

I say this all the time. I truly couldn’t imagine living in New York. Imagine having a bad day, already late to work and have to get on the subway to see even more nonsense. That right there would’ve been my 13th reason.