“you let your pet sleep with you” i’d let that mf represent me in court

Classic narcissist love bombing in a public sense

About to start a side gig helping men make their dating app profiles because some of what I’m seeing is heinous

I’m at the playground listening to a man mansplain his wife about burning calories and why she isn’t losing weight and I’m about to tell her she’s the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen, so get ready.

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I love when my Apple Watch is like “keep it going” and I’m just blow drying my hair

#BREAKING: A photo has been released of Daniel Callihan. Callihan was arrested in Jackson after he was accused of abducting 4-year-old Erin Burnett and 6-year-old Jalie Burnett from Louisiana. Erin was found dead in a wooded area in Jackson.

It happened to me: I was passed over for a staff position because I was deemed over-qualified. If your entertainment newsroom needs someone whose smoke is actually too tough and swag too different, I’m available.

🧵I don't know who needs to hear this but Donald Trump raped and sexually assaulted a 13-year-old girl from Epstein's child sex trafficking ring multiple times. Not just any 13-year-old girl, one that looked like his daughter Ivanka who was 13 years old that same year. Her name

If you think “Biden is old” is a dealbreaker, but “Trump raped 12 year olds and said he wants to be a dictator” isn’t, then I don’t need to hear your opinions on polling and the election.

Sam N is so handsome… definitely my kind of guy looks wise #TheBachelorette

Hope Maya Rudolph has cleared her schedule

this level of gaslighting is insane and his reaction does not make this ANY better

No president of America has ever given birth - I don’t understand why it’s suddenly an issue