"Mhmhm. Victory comes in many forms."

"I'm going through a phase." x.com/daddyakande/st…

And yes~ He did get fired.

"Quite." x.com/medicengel/sta…

'I may finally go as that sausage roll this year.'

Winks. 'That's my sister in law twice removed.' x.com/gunslangin/sta…

"The treat is a lie."

PA announcement x.com/yaboyhanzo/sta…

Her eyes strain at the sight of him removing his gauntlet. Such a heavy thing...with such ease?. "Are you a therapist?." x.com/daddyakande/st…

"He what?." "Flung A Boogie?." Eyes search the room. The walls. The ceiling...yes...there it was. "Lucio strikes again."

The phone rings. So she answers. "Vishkar, Satya Vaswani speaking." "Ah...yes it is..." "...."

She hangs up. "The refrigerator...I do not need to catch it?"

So she runs. In search of the vigilante refrigerator, for it may scar the reputation of Vishkar.

By Vishnu, she found it. So she takes it out of reality. "A punishment for your crimes."

//yes typos

"Tell me not to do it and I'll do it."

Dear Diary~. I encountered a Roadpig today. It tried to steal my candy...so I stole it's mind. Mhmhmhmhahahah. I didn't...but... -Satya

"I saw ▒░ Moira O'Deorain░▒ at the GoppyToppy™ factory in Oasis the other day. How unsightly."

When team Talon doesn’t #KnowDaWae