I can only hope that I’m not so stupid in my next life.

Hurry up and smash the perceived enemy before your wrongdoings are revealed.

It’s your choice whether you believe or not but criticize me for not drinking the Kool-Aid.

Why haven’t I heard the fat lady sing? Oh yeah that’s right, because she hasn’t.

Cover our ugly pillows or so it seems. Nothing will ever convince me otherwise.

Just because it’s gone doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.

Your total predictively will keep me laughing forever.

Who am I to say anything when you’re not intelligent enough to see your plan is flawed.

It’s so cute how you think that you can change the way I think.

Don’t look now but your stupidity is showing.

Don’t forget if you deviate from the script that all of your skeletons are coming out of the closet.

I hate to tell you but your stupidity is showing. Oh who am I kidding, I love it.

I just want to say thank you for erasing all doubt I had in my mind.

I refuse to be a victim to your mind games.

When it comes to wine, I try to drink outside the box.

Always trust your instincts unless your life sucks in that case your instincts are fucked up

Apparently getting older means no matter where I go I have to pee.

I'm beginning to suspect dmv employees purposely piss you off so they can pick worst photo of the day.

Running away from home and not being missed only proved how unimportant I really am.

If you love someone, be sure to hold them close, if you don't, someone else will..