He gave her a nice, long, slow clap. “Somewhat reconstructed moral compass. Works with me.” He pondered something for a couple of seconds, then finally nodded. “Guess I’ll need to throw your name in my considerations then. Weird, you used to scare me a little.”

He’s staring at nothing with a dead look in his eyes. He is remembering terrifying things.

“Y’all with your skin tight spandex and punk rock aesthetics. Is it not tiring? Does the spandex not, you know, get uncomfortable?”

Does he talk too much?

Gonna cry

“Yes, considerations. I need help sometimes, don’t know if you’re willing though.” He rolled his eyes at that and smacked his lips. “You are a pink haired girl who has a power that can hardly be explained. Plus that power causes tons of damage. Yes, you terrified lil ol’ me.”

“Healing factors are bullshit.”

“You’ve never even heard of anyone better than me. I can guarantee that.”

Parched

( Dead

He laughed, a signature grin starting to spread across his face afterwards. “That’s all I can tell seeing you in action anyways. Any details I missed?” His smile curled into his own smirk, showing his levels of carelessness and mockery. “My dictionary could use polishing.”

“People are catastrophically horny and I don’t think it should be allowed.”

Wishes it wasn’t weird to narrate your own fights

“I’m sure I did.” He chuckled, taking a second to get his balance back. That was... unexpected. “$5 discount? I’m not sure the retail price, but does that make it free? Asking for a friend.” He squinted at her and crossed his arms. He thinks she’s gonna steal.

Damn it. He put one hand over heart and the other straight up as if he were swearing an oath. “Fine fine. I’ll humbly accept your gift I guess. It shall be put to good use. I thank you in advance. Just know the receipt would be nice to have.”

Nope, not at all. He rubbed his cheeks, looking at her quizzically. Just, why? Does she like toying with him. “Proof of purchase. Shouldn’t be a problem right? Just give me the receipt.”

“Batman and Robin have no powers that’s gotta suck.”

Yawn

Alive

Patrol is easily the best part of his day