Song parody in the style of "Bohemian Rhapsody" (a thread) Why can't I sleep nights? Is it my need to pee? Turned off the nightlight, Can't escape brain's enquiries.

in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that was foreshadowing

Nobody: I will no longer spend my money on silly things. 2 minutes later :

I wear the same thing everyday. I am basically a cartoon character at this point

This is so on point 😂 little poopers Dusty the no tail tiel #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/TTPdm5gDoy/

Me: It’s beautiful outside. Warm and sunny. I am finally feeling happy. Nothing can ruin this. My Allergies: Hey. Hey you fuckin idiot.

You've probably seen Lotus's wonderful nature photography here. Her cat was seriously injured and will need much medical care.

a cat video for people who dont like cats

I was told that fire-breathing dragons were a myth, then at sunset tonight.....

Midwesterners: what a beautiful day The wind:

Me 👇

More birbs with arms

@dannyschof81 Once you get into your 40s you no longer give a shit what people think of you. It’s glorious.

every 90’s song ended the third verse by screaming and i loved it.

Fireflies are quickly becoming my favorite thing to photograph 😲

Eventually you have to find the one person who is most important to you and choose their happiness. Yourself

Adulthood, where simply waking up makes you feel hungover

I'm trying to get things done. However I keep finding other things that needs to be done first in order to complete the work I want to finish. It's like being in a video game. I want to fight the main boss but I gotta do all this side quest shit to unlock him.

"Hermit crab" describes me twice.