My housemate eats raw bacon and thinks that it’s okay and just like Parma ham

The girls that get it get it, the girls that don’t, don’t.

My friends are bad at taxidermy

It’s been hot all week and now snows the day of Spector .. I think even Mother Nature thought the gig was meant to be in November

Chundered at pres who am I

Went to my second ever rave tonight so now I’m qualified enough to say they are not for me

Marcus farted and it smelt so bad I threw up

My housemate was just describing his penis and said ‘like me it leans to the left’

Would our generation like oysters more if we hadn’t seen mr bean

Kent is BORING get me back to the north

Who gave Monday the right to be 29 °

if you’re allergic to goofy englishmen you should take an antimistabean

My dad thought his phone was stolen, filed a police report and bought a new one and has just found his phone in the freezer days later

This is me. When u hurt me this is who u hurt

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Why am I trying to get a degree instead of just watching Benidorm all day every day

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