can we pretend that tall boys in the garage fridge are like shooting stars ?

they’re called boeing cos they’re boeing to murder you if you tell on them

(while beating you with a hammer) imagine if it was the other guy. he has a bigger hammer

been a while

i am an extremely rational man in that i think astrology is stupid but also genuinely believe all my favourite teams play worse when i’m watching

ah fuck.. just lost my job as an indian spy :(

that’s smee in the corner, that’s smee in the spotlight, doing tasks for captain

1. Borat with 10 friends in a packed cinema, no one could breathe from laughing so hard
2. Superbad with my best mate on our very last day of high school
3. seeing Interstellar in IMAX for the first time last year when the sydney one reopened

Me at McDonald’s, age 4

reading the replies to viral tweets now

ive spotted some PARRANORMAL activity. PARRA are losing a game of rugby league, which is NORMAL 🤣🤣

if manly win i will eat a second ice cream

Ppl on Twitter: if you look at the left corner of his eye the iris diverges and also the light pattern is not consistent. This is AI.

Ppl on Facebook after seeing a pitbull praying at church with wings: Amen 🙏 how do you train your dog to do this send advise 🕊