I have an irrationally good feeling about this game. It's coming home. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #ENGSWE

WHY DID YOU MAKE THE NICE LADY SAD, ENGLAND, WHY? x.com/beardedgenius/…

#ENGCRO stressing you out? Stare at the cloud. Breathe. #WorldCup

They may have closed the pubs, they may have closed the schools, but nothing is stopping Big Bird doing wheelies up Rush main street on Paddy's Day

devestated to announce that i am now a sneakers with a sundress type of girl

Weihnachten ist für mich erst, wenn alles nach Zimt und Desinfektionsmittel duftet.

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Is it just me or is Cyprus singing Alejandro by Lady Gaga

Did UK just flip everyone off just then #Eurovision

Malta was done dirty tonight, she deserved way more #Eurovision2021

I just bought: 'Some Chinese Ghosts' by Lafcadio Hearn via Kindle UK amazon.co.uk/dp/B004TPHDX4/…

@NumberNullity You have confused me! Is this in relation to the book I tweeted about?

Using blutack and a book to prop up my laptop - who needs an adjustable stand?? #macgyver

Wheelchairs: the best thing since sliced bread

How do I twit

"HER BROTHER WILL BE FIDDLING WITH HER TONIGHT" GRAHAM NO #Eurovision

Map of testimonies received so far following #earthquake detection in #England, Uk 2 min ago.

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