Dennis, German Shepherd mix (3 y/o), Flushing Meadows-Corona Park, Queens, NY • "He's a bomb dog and this is his third year at the US Open."

Kids?

Sandy, Golden Retriever (4), Abingdon Square Park, NYC • "He's my mobility service dog. He helps me get up – I have three rods in my leg."

"We do not deserve dogs."

Tfw your birthday is on Halloween and your son rolls his eyes like YOU CAN HELP IT

Can he get uhhhhhhhhhhh Robert

CALLS THE WHISKEY MAN x.com/smallcryptids/…

FILLS TUB WITH WHISKEY x.com/smallcryptids/…

don't make him say The Name™ x.com/smallcryptids/…

"Bobert come back" x.com/smallcryptids/…

HE WAS WARNED x.com/smallcryptids/…

Cries x.com/smallcryptids/…

Elke, German Shepherd (5 m/o), Pier 26, New York, NY • "She's been in the Hamptons all summer. A very New York dog."

Robert made him cry yesterday let it be known that Robert is a bully.

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Today I'm costesting Damien from @DreamDaddyGame 💀better photos later!

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