yesterday I cursed out all of my family and friends. today I got my period. tomorrow I will be doing an apology tour. I love being a woman.

They’d lose me immediately.

Im not co parenting with anyone i don't like, you can be a single dad and i'll catch up with junior when he 18!

if we smoke together there’s going to be a point where i shut the hell up and you’ve just got to respect that.

You know what I’d love to see??? A reality show where millionaire CEOs are required to live off their lowest paid employees salary for 1 month.

Some of the worst things that ever happened to me occurred when I was a child. You think you’re gonna break me now as an adult? Try again. I’m resilient af.

the world is cooked because why are we calling this “Wicked” instead of Cosmo and Wanda

it’s my birthday and all i’m asking for is a simple retweet of this post in hope of finding a living kidney donor. blood type B+

GIRLS, WHEN DID OUR LIVES BECOME SO SERIOUS THAT WE STOPPED DOING RANDOM MAKEUP JUST TO TAKE A PHOTO BY THE WINDOW CURTAIN?

I'm addicted to learning because the right information can change your life.

yo im finna cry I feel so bad for megan I can’t

They would have to dig Michael Jackson out the grave to sign autographs for me stand in a line like this

As a woman, it’s risky business when switching your purses. You could be leaving a whole other life in a bag & forget😭😭😭

when i die, put marijuana seeds in my pockets before you bury me… it's just for science.

mind you there’s white girls on tik tok bragging about how they had their stealing eras as a teen, yet we have to face the repercussions for it. if you’re gonna lock a certain product up and stop at a specific shade…you’re racist as fuck Walgreens

If gas is $6.99 here in OHIO, that shit must be $22.75 in Cali