We don’t count favors if you my nigga I’ll do it again

We married in my head so Idc

Sometimes a nigga just be needing a real bitch by his side

Andamos bien andamos al cien

niggas be gettin ZERO pussy talking bout “no nut november” bro u aint have a choice

BBL payment plan is crazy. Now u workin yo ass off to pay yo ass off

When you're hitting it from behind and she say smack my ass

If the mac & cheese don’t sound like my girl tomorrow, I ain’t eating it

Her: this 🐱 gon f***k yo life up Me: u lying Couple months later:

My girl-“block her” Me:

When I die my friends have my permission to say “on my dead homie” then lie

Me in bed waiting for shorty to bring me a warm towel after I buss

Her: “I think I got the flu” The flu:

Buying her a toolbox for Christmas so she can try fixing her attitude

#NewProfilePic 🥷🏼

Next 🐐 after CR7

I must’ve came from the left nut cuz I never act right

Que rápido se fue el año, ni tiempo de dejar el alcohol me dió.

Feeling sheisty

Her: Lemme see that Dick Me: Bitch it’s cold ion even got it on me