"its so hard sailing at night,, if only something could light my way,,," the humble lighthouse:

these reels on instagram are straight from hell bro

"vat are you doing mein fuhrer?" "i am creating a file extension.. hmm.. i vill call it.. WEBP..."

It's one thing to feel old because you don't recognize a bunch of the artists on the Coachella poster but I honestly don't know what half these drugs are

lembrando da iza q falou q era sapiosexual e ai teve filho c um jogador de futebol do mirasol

“What is the charge? Cutting off a penis? A succulent raccoon penis?”

it fucks me up mentally that electronics and magnets just got over their beef for the most part like they're chill now. my phone has a magnet on it. my pc case has a magnet on it. unsettling

They're conveniently leaving out all the times he attached a penis to a raccoon

Lmfao

"Judas Hanging Himself and his Soul Taken to Hell by a Demon" by Giovanni Canavesio (before 1450 – 1500)

dozens lmfao

No, I can’t explain that gap in my resume. No idea where I was, what I was doing. And I’ve had a few such periods, months or years for which I cannot account whatsoever.

Just o que?

What do i even say