I'm with the Governator on this one.

yes, he literally is a 13 year old in a "man's" body AND THEY WANT THIS FUCKING DUDE IN CHARGE OF OUR COUNTRY'S MONEY do we need to be reminded that he lost $24 BILLION DOLLARS just to do THIS with Twitter? Jesus fucking Christ

yep, a postal worker of many years, legally dropping off mail-in ballots and doing absolutely NOTHING wrong. this is what they're doing. this is how desperate they are. we're gonna have SO MANY maga schizos posting shit like this. trying to undermine election integrity. garbage.

the ONLY time i've watched trump is his rallies. some of us don't need to be spoonfed to know what to say, Petey. he's a racist, misogynistic, homophobic (among so much more) piece of shit, and if you're supporting him, you're obviously ok with all that, so you're subhuman.

Arnold out here COOKIN' 🔥 Tell'em my boy!

imagine being so maga braindead that you voluntarily vote against your own interests and THEN advertise it to the entire world with a smile on your face how the fuck are these people real dude. how.

let's go!

L M A O aww, ya just hate to see it 🥺

iowa bro, iowa!

oh yeah also just gave Giancarlo Esposito a hug

heated seats are a godsend man, my toasty buns thank whoever tf is responsible

at long last, popped my cane's cherry last night and damn, it's one of the only super hyped places i've been to that actually lived UP to the hype 🔥

BREAKING: What is happening in TX? The latest poll shows that Ted Cruz is polling in negative numbers and voters are demanding their votes back. Is he really that unlikeable? Do not retweet this because if you do, Cruz might lose reelection.

TODAY IS THE DAY WE GET TO HAND ALL OF MAGA THE MOST GLORIOUS L EVER CONCOCTED LET'S FUCKING GO!

randomly bookmarking tweets by hilariously overconfident maga morons on the TL so i can revisit them later and repay a thousandfold all the pettiness we've had to endure 🙂 i got time baby

jesus fucking christ i never knew that secondhand embarrassment could be so bad that it could cause actual physical pain until now

where da sphygmomanometer at

bag holders jumping ship. they know something 🙃