Not me treating others how I want to be treated 😂

curling my hair after 3 mimosas on an empty stomach please send prayers

My toxic trait is thinking every trash bag on the side of the road has dismembered body parts in it

This is Noodle. He has been a constant source of joy for millions, by sharing his prediction for the day in the form of “bones, or no bones?” Yesterday, Noodle passed away peacefully at the age of 14. He was so loved by so many. It will now and forever be… a bones day. 15/10

If Open Table does a “2023 Reservations Wrapped” I am in for a world of hurt at this rate

Googled Jason Bateman and now I’m down the rabbit hole

Sometimes people just really need you to do it all for them for a sec. If someone is drowning, would you say “they would swim if they wanted to”? No. If you have the capacity, you jump in the water and get them to safety. Destigmatize mental health!!!! Help people all the way!!

Today, Harry Styles is a rich super star. When he said, “This doesn’t happen to people like me very often” during his Grammy acceptance, we saw that he still thinks of himself as a boy who grew up in rural England, lower-middle class, whose parents divorced when he was young.

What is Joe Biden’s plan for reuniting one direction

really suffering the consequences of my actions rn

People tend to clap and cheer when I arrive

Nice reply have you been taking your medication

Being cussed out at work by grown men is funny because aren’t you embarrassed that you’re fighting with a 20 something girl😭

remember when this guy ran for president

Leveling up.

“so am i the shit or the fart?”

you could show me a picture of any white boy and tell me it’s andy grammar and I would believe you

I’m bi and I still don’t wanna see em rata’s ass crack #MetGala