this is actually insane

the rent prices of charter oaks is absolutely INSANE. the same apartment layout andrew and I rented for $650 in 2020 (pre pandemic) is now on their website at $1050 like what in the actual fuck

why kids can’t never sit down and just eat they food?? they always gotta bite a nugget and do a flip😭😭😭😭

keep abortion legal

I’ve been watching this guy on TikTok gradually build an eel pit (exactly what it sounds like) under his house for months now, and tomorrow he is FINALLY going to add the eels. gonna be a huge day for me

getting drunk the night i needed to fully research and write a literature review was not my brightest idea but here we are

brutal hippo attack caught on camera

Finding $15 sitting in my Venmo balance and treating it like it’s my offshore bank account

oh i know where im going these are just my emotional support google maps directions

me as fuck

someone just walked into the bathroom at work and whispered “bffr be fucking for real” 🤣

after Adam Levine cheating on his wife let’s remember & normalize the fact that cheating was never about a woman’s lack of beauty, worth or anything for that matter but instead a man’s abundance of insecurities, unworthiness & desperation. don’t let men manipulate that reality

🤣🤣🤣

My dog: *breathes* Me:

i can’t believe i really graduated college

i’ve been using regular chapstick like carmex and burt’s bees everyday for at least the past month and my lips have been so chapped they crack… i bought aquaphor chapstick and used it twice yesterday and my lips are already 10x better. what is this sorcery

i’m having a baby next month 🤯