y’all ever wake up from a dream & be impressed??! like damn, the narrative structure and plot line was amazing 😭😭

The way the little black kitten was written in Gentleman Bastards, I could immediately tell the author Scott Lynch was a cat owner. A quick browse of his Twitter history confirmed my suspicions. #GentlemanBastards

millennials after making one (1) phone call:

Please god no. Leave them be.

We ain’t never getting them books. Respect a player when you see him in the streets. RR stands for respect the real.

Let’s bring back the word “tarry”. As in, “we’ve tarried here far too long” instead of “it’s late, we should go.”

My mom bought an air horn to scare the predator birds away from the bird feeders in her back yard. #retirement #midwesternroots #BoomerMom

PSA: I haven’t had adderall in months due to the shortage, and my insomnia has all but disappeared. Food for thought…

They should have axe throwing bars, except ninja stars.

I have fallen into a rabbit hole about the Orcas and apparently this all started with one Orca named Gladis who felt disrespected by a boat and it’s been up ever since

Loving my Brandon Sanderson binge. We need to talk about these covers though… #Sanderson #cosmere #fantasy

Dear New York Times, I promise you, from the bottom of my heart, that I did not need a breaking news alert that Ryan Seacrest has been named the new host of "Wheel of Fortune."

Incredible way to find out my therapist is at Burning Man

Hillary Clinton also won the debates against Donald Trump.

DON'T DO IT ABDUL