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What kind of self-lobotomized grievance weenie do you have to be to come up with "they put tacos in D&D because they hate you"

Watching Star Wars as a kid: Luke is the hero, he wants to find adventure and save the princess! Watching Star Wars as an adult: Han Solo is the hero. He's just a freelancer trying to get paid while his clients keep widening the scope of the job.

a picture of the guy who says shootings are a "fact of life"

Serving shrimp with the tail still on when it’s already mixed into something (pasta, rice, etc) is insane.

OK, when you put it like that, he does indeed sound bat-shit crazy.

oh she's cooked

At Worldcon this year, jackson dickert did a video interview with me and at the very end he smoked me like a fucking ham, I know y'all won't be able to see it for a while yet but the little bastard got me good.

Pretty cool that the most insane people in this country have managed to exercise a heckler's veto on the concept of children reading books

With only days left until the release of our 10th anniversary edition of Grimdark Magazine, I am so, so excited to release our cover! Beth Tabler is part of two of the best teams ever. and I cannot wait to show you what’s inside!

Happy New Tex Talks BattleTech Day to all who celebrate

Just thinking about how 20 years ago, Howard Dean saw his presidential run blow up because he shouted a little too loud. Now, this rambling incoherent nonsense is just a standard feature of a Trump rally.

October 1st! That means it's Grimdark Magazine's big tenth anniversary issue. Pay a return visit to Camorr with the first part of "LOCKE LAMORA AND THE BOTTLED SERPENT," the first-ever Gentlemen Bastards short story. Grab your copy here: bit.ly/GdM_Issue40

Also, I have opened a shiny new Reddit account for promotional/question-answering/nerdy browsing purposes, so if you see a ScottLynch78 there, just confirming that's me.

Happy new Salem's Lot day to all who celebrate

I remain starkly mystified by people who earnestly try to coax ChatGPT into magically producing human subtlety. It doesn't have senses, it's not conscious, it doesn't know what artistic judgment is. You are not talking to a little person in the box on your desktop. Jesus.

This is a man who's confident that the media environment is so cooked that he won't face any political consequences for abandoning Americans in the face of national disasters.

Maye Musk out here like, "Stop being mean to my son. My sweet, mush-brained son. My thought-challenged little emerald boy. My precious little hate dummy. My stunted bibby boo. My sludge-brained breech baby. My snuggly little sack of stupid hammers. My tiny nonsense muppet. My lit

“You need an underpaid person AND a robot to do the job of a person, but worse” really sums up the whole AI thing quite nicely

MUST READ: One of the best, clearest pieces on the mainstream #media and #Trump. Jonathan M Katz actually goes there theracket.news/p/the-new-york…