Fuck people that play cards with a “special” ace.

"Nipatie 4 ya flower "

When wakadinali said kuna siku mayouth wataungana serikali ilidhani tutaungana tuvute bangi.

That means being white is a skin disease; that woman was right: it’s a mutation of darker skin.

“Welcome to Twitter, someone from an unhappy home will be assigned to you shortly.”

This is the real deal, you want change vote for Maraga.

Kama ulijoin hii app juzi huwezi jua this legend 😂

Dj afro anafaa aende hio matanga ya Chuck norris..

Maraga aura is too presidential.😮‍💨

Avoid second hand phones nishai uziwa Tenje Githogoro on your way to Ruaka nikakujiwa kejani 2days later na ngori ya robbery na assult

Happy Astrological New Year! Sun is officially in Aries! We get to start a New Chapter.. a few more days to the New Year! The Actual one! Ile ya january huwa uongo btw..

Mmea over Kinywaji anyday

This woman must be charged with attempted murder.

Na tukienda kuvote tunabeba BT speakers hakuna kusimama Kwa line kama watu hawana mwelekeo😂😭

That babe who lied about the driver should be arrested.

Kitu ilinibamba na hio story ya uber na huyo mngeus ni ali expect after kuweka number hapa mtatusi huyo bois,surprisingly mkampigia kuuliza the other side of the story.. We're cruising nicely na tukiendelea hivi kasongo ataenda home na skeka atarudia dem yake 😂

Men, A game begins 0 - 0. You can't succeed where another man failed. #MasculinitySaturday

Kenya has breathtaking landscapes.

PSG didn't eat breakfast this morning because 4 days ago, they 8-2 much😂

Anybody that voted in the 2002 elections will bear me witness that we saw the power of democracy. We voted out Kanu . Chukueni kura vijana.