Another season reading #TheOutsiders from @se4realhinton and another case of the entire class in love with Rob Lowe's Sodapop.

There's a special kind of student who has figured out how to reduce the lecture/assignment load by being absolutely charming and manipulating the conversation to get the teacher to talk about themselves and/or their fav subjects instead of the lesson. When I have one:

Glacier Frost and Blue Raspberry all day

Is everyone seeing a vaping issue in their school? Does your admin do anything about it? My halls reek of weed, and admin says they can't test kids if they don't seem to have anything on them..... and magically, our school’s drug abuse numbers stay at zero!

What'd you get for teacher appreciation week? I'll go first- my principal forgot about my observation for the third year in a row! Revolving_Door_Admin can't top that!

I would pay for this!

Can you even imagine what it was like for everyone who drank Coke when they stopped putting cocaine in it?

Kaydyn's cousin, Aryellicka, picked him up early from school to go get a large half mocha half soy sprinkle unicorn latte to calm him down.

You cannot genuinely call something an “unspeakable tragedy” when you allow it to continue to occur every single day in the United States.

Happening in every school in every state. Thanks, Revolving_Door_Admin!

Omg, Hulu please stop playing that LinkedIn commercial where the girl is throwing people's clothes all over the floor!

Today I learned my whole ass eval was never finished by admin and they left for another district, so guess I get a sticker and a pat on the back this year?

#signoftheday #SupremeCourtDecision

Week two and already had the drug dogs taking a lap around the building. Caught three kids. Maybe the bathrooms won't reek of weed for a few days?🤯

Morning conference: Parent: Why did you fail my son? Me: He did not answer any questions on the test Parent: You're telling me he turned in a blank paper? Me: (holds up test w 20+ dicks drawn on it w kid's name dripping from the harriest one) Admin: He can retake it

I sponsor a school activity. We raise all our own money. Admin is now making it impossible to spend the money we fundraise so they can just absorb the money into a generic pot for other activities that don't raise a dime. Fuck you. Revolving_Door_Admin #adminsucks #whyteachersquit