i actually hate being served by anyone in any way i don’t want to talk to the waiter, the tattoo artist, the barber, the stripper etc. is this conversation pleasant bc we have good chemistry or is it pleasant bc ur really good at ur job ? i hate the ambiguity

the greatest struggle of creativity is that being lazy is how u create great art but being hardworking is how u get enough practice to be capable of it in the first place

did u guys know u can make grok say nigga

everything that is happening now has always been happening. was watching a video from the 80s and they were talking about “keep england english,” politics are manufactured to give us entertainment and make us feel as if we’re having impact on the world while we’re bled dry

if i ever have a son i will be addressing him as “boy” at every opportunity

see that is funny because i don’t feel obligated at all and u shouldn’t either

my ideal wife is a little autistic

mexican hoes try 2 suck yo titties as a man

i think when africans say nigga it’s like when mexicans do it

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

my biggest regret is learning. cant believe i spent 4 years learning “how to live a life worth living” when im already alive

i hate this stupid fucking bird

Driving 30 minutes to awkwardly stand in my friend’s cousin’s kitchen as he grabs a huge bag of weed from his room and weighs out 6g of that good but not great, some of that alright. Charming experience

u need to date me for potential. i scale super hard mid-game trust

i’m so bad at being a hating unc i always begin 2 understand da appeal 💔💔

no one at this party knows i was a niche twitter micro-celeb during this era