i get nastier when i know it's for only me.

this is the megan fox thing

Where you from?

30+ club, let's all laugh together!

Men who lick ears are the real freaks...fr

Me 90 seconds after I said I’m done talking about it

SOMETIMES THE NICEST PEOPLE YOU MEET SMOKE AND DRINK, AND SOMETIMES THE MOST EVIL PEOPLE GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAYS

ngl im ready to travel with my boo ❤️

literally me 😭😂

i wanna sneak away on a baecation for a weekend 😩😩😩

dear apple, the iPod needs to come back. not for nostalgia. for the parents who want their kids to love music and audiobooks without a browser, social media, and the whole internet attached to it

one battle after another ⚔️

“you're so fcking pretty” while you're doing the most ungodly things to me.. id fold...

a trip that is already planned out, paid for, and i just show up

I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t a little jealous of people who find “their person” early on. I love being single and focusing on myself, but I’m a hopeless romantic. It’d be nice to go on cute dates, travel, cuddle, spend the holidays together, and grow old with someone.

men irritate my whole soul 🫠 if you ain't trying to take me to do something fun, leave me the fuck alone 😒

I wish I was my own boyfriend because I have so many creative, cute gift ideas I’d give myself.

megan fox, what a woman