When I hear someone say that they're "socially liberal, but fiscally conservative"

Today a first grader told me that she doesn't need to learn what I'm teaching because she wants to be a pineapple when she grows up.

twitter says i “liked” ur tweet, but i loved it. i love u.

Should I take my ostrich to the vet

This. Get vaccinated!

The way worms lay out on the sidewalk after it rains is extremely dramatic

The venn diagram of "people who know what Critical Race Theory is" and "people who denounce Critical Race Theory" is two non-intersecting circles

If you think people getting $300 in unemployment is freeloading, wait 'til you hear that Amazon, Walmart and McDonald's get billions in government assistance through Medicaid and food stamps to subsidize their employees' low pay. Their combined profit: $40 billion a year.

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when I went to get my oil changed the guy asked me to open the hood I said ? he laughed and told me “you don’t know how to do nothin else just drive and park huh” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhedontknowidontknowhowtoparkeither

Just when your ignorance seems to peak, you impress us with a whole new level of idiocy. @dougducey - please explain critical race theory to us, and identify the Arizona K-12 school districts that teach it. Go ahead. We’ll wait.

1) The emergence of future variants that can escape vaccine-induced immunity. Delta may not be the worst variant the virus deals us. Continued uncontrolled spread around the world makes this scenario more likely.

I would pay to watch footage of someone doing their "own research" on vaccines. Share your screen because I am absolutely dying to know what you're looking at

What stage of capitalism is this?