DID HOLLY JUST SAY “ARSEHOLE”!?!?! #NEIGHBOURS

This is the true dawning of a new era of #Neighbours. And there’s no better character to ring it in than Holly “swearing in a 4PM AEST time slot” Hoyland

Coming soon to abctv a whole new channel that still has #DoctorWho on it! As well as a brand new series I'm working on where we unleash Tom Gleeson on a bunch of know-it-all brats. youtube.com/watch?v=ktaR8Q…

On #HardQuiz Kids this week, Tom Gleeson has to face down four precocious experts in Hamilton (the musical), Leadbeater’s (the possum), Caterpillar (the tractors) and Seinfeld (the sitcom). ABC Family and iview 7:30pm Saturday.

Tonights episode features Greta the Leadbeater’s Possum Guru! Go Girl! #hardquizkids

New #HardQuizKids now on ABC Family! Channel 22

Colac might take this out

please just kiss each other for the love of fuck, stop just looking at each other longingly like this every 6-18 months and kiss each other

🚨| TAYLOR SWIFT HAS OFFICIALLY SWALLOWED HER 3RD BUG ON THE ERAS TOUR! #MilanTSTheErasTour

Me arriving home to my parents after getting swooped by a magpie on my way home from school

AND THEY STILL DIDNT FUCK #SVU26 #BENSLER

One of the original #Neighbours tweeters and dear friend of the pod, sam is going through a hard time, and if you're in a position to help, please do so using a Go Fund Me set up to support her: gofundme.com/f/miracle-fund…

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

Everybody needs HARD #Neighbours!!

The rose tinted eulogies of Michael Leunig have started. Here’s a reminder about how epic his sister Mary Leunig is: theguardian.com/media/2019/oct…

“i want to but i can’t” you’re both 5000 years old omg

Final bump for this - as usual writing about being fat means receiving a lot of awful feedback about how I’m disgusting/should die, but more importantly I’ve also received some messages from people who it helped, who also know how bad it is out there. I won’t be stopping 🫡

Jk Rowling could have used all the money to do something good or even just live her life doing nothing and yet she chose to fund a bigoted campaign against the human and civil rights of trans people. NEVER forget that

Jesus, I thought this was an in Memoriam! 🌭

My friend and colleague on Hard Quiz Vaya nailed me