"overwatch doesn't need any more omnics thank god Orisa is a Momnic"

The good thing about not having funny posts is my posts dont get stolen

Tracer's sick kicks! 👟✨

Wraith form is just boneless Reaper

Orisa just wants everyone to be happy. RTs all of Lucio's tweets, and gives advice to people who feel down + has a positivity bot account.

Jesse just broke his arm. Overheard him saying to Angela "my arm is a boneless -" and she dislocated his shoulder.

[]: "Someone take out that sniper!" me: ......i.............okay.........hey Amelie you wanna catch a movie sometime

[]: pull the trigger lucio me, aiming my gun at D.va: i.... i cant.... []: she means that much to you? me: No, she owes me $12

Winston: Uh, Lucio, I've noticed you are only shooting at Junkrat and Torbjorn. Is there a reason for that? me: Everyone Else Is So Pretty

me: we gotta respect women junkrat: what the fuck is a women

What do you mean I can't just carry the ball with my gun??? I'm technically not using my hands?? Fuck lucioball and your rules

remember grandkids: the only good nazi is a dead nazi

No time for nazis. You were not meant for greatness.

On My Waist: Gucci On My Chest: Supreme On My Legs: Louis On My Feet: Raf On My Wrist: Rolex On My Mind:

What did you say grandpa ? x.com/reinhardt_txt/…

Why is Jesse taking all the grapefruits to his room... please I just went grocery shopping yesterday