this guy is an olympic level hater i have to respect the commitment when it’s not directed at jeremy strong

i hate when adults say “tummy.” im an adult. it’s my STOMACH that hurts. because yet again. I had too many sweets without mothers permission

“is this a joke to you” unfortunately everything is a little bit of a joke to me

This is what CTE does when you don’t have a family to kill

The prophecy has been fulfilled.

Drops of Jupiter is a great song, you're just boring!

I won't.

The Rangers having to knock Alex Ovechkin out of the playoffs once again:

I am fully ready to admit that when the Mets started the year 0-5, I didn't think they would ever be over .500 and they did it by mid-April. 😅

I'll say this muchabout the Mets: When they have a lead after six innings, I feel pretty confident that they'll win the game.

The Mets might be good, but they're definitely fun.

Starting pitchers aren't allowed to throw more than five innings anymore. Because of woke.

The dumbest people on this website are absolutely falling over themselves to try and tell you this man can't get signed because of woke.

girls on insta going “4 whole years with this goof 😍❤️🔥🥰😘”