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Patrick

@vanspae

unpromising young man with a canβ€˜t do attitude

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calendar_today19-05-2015 19:48:56

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You don’t need to wash your water bottle or your bed sheets or anything. Everything will eventually become clean because of a great big fire

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Why even pretend that it's not blatantly obvious who it's gonna be? Why treat your audience like they're living under a rock? By now, I'm pretty sure anyone with half a brain can guess that it's 2026 Abel prize winner Gerd Faltings. πŸ™„

Why even pretend that it's not blatantly obvious who it's gonna be? Why treat your audience like they're living under a rock? By now, I'm pretty sure anyone with half a brain can guess that it's 2026 Abel prize winner Gerd Faltings. πŸ™„
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These people make you want to bring Ayn Rand back from the dead just so we can beat her to death again for unleashing the modern libertarian upon society

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Love dart frogs but I don't like how rectangular they all are. Like I know damn well that's a 9-volt battery you've got in there, spit it out, bad

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Jamaican coworker: would you like to listen to some music with homophobic lyrics each day while we work Me: that would be a tropical delight