The anxious ADHD urge to be incredibly clean in common spaces but have your room look like a storage room and a landfill had a kid

not to be dramatic, but MY goodness i cannot wait til the day i’m able to stay up late on christmas eve with my husband & be woken up at the ass crack of dawn to our kids jumping on us saying that santa came 🥲🥲

how I drink apple juice knowing it’s the best juice 😩

I wanted a Apple Watch so bad. I got it and it’s been dead for months

your bad days might lead you to the best moments of your life

sometimes u have to eat a lil handful of shredded cheese straight out of the bag… can’t tell you why but I know it’s structurally important to human function

Harsh Truth: Most of your friends aren’t really your friends. They’re just along for the ride when it’s fun, convenient, or valuable. Your real friends are the ones who are there for you when it's none of those—when you have *nothing* to offer in return. Cherish them.

bf who drives everywhere 🤝 passenger princess girlfriend who says “COWS” every time she sees them

Me when I can hear people chewing:

How i drink apple juice knowing it’s the BEST juice

It’s the movie they really don’t want you to see: #WhatIsAWoman? Watch the explosive documentary starring Matt Walsh FREE on Twitter for 24 hrs. x.com/realDailyWire/…

How the vaccine rollout went for a lot of people: Covid isn’t that dangerous for my fitness level and age group. I’m not sure I’m going to take the vaccine. I think I’ll wait. No really thanks, I’m going to wait. The vaccine doesn’t seem to stop transmission. Why do you want

August you were so mean to me