*sips zima*

#YouNeedTrueBlood RT Lafayette Reynolds Ultimate #TrueBlood Trivia Guide tinyurl.com/7spn63k #TBxmas

Carlos, do make Lorena comfortable.

@ChaseKTNtb How charming you are to say that. Would you care to stay for dinner?

FMD

*wonders how much the Jackson Natural History Museum would give me for a stuffed Coot™*

Anyone curious what is on @VampireFranklin's mind? At present, it is the pillow, wall, a bit of floor and, wait, yes the chandelier.

@ChaseKTNtb True. It needed to breathe, like a fine wine or a cheap bandage.

I've learned my lesson with @VampireFranklin. Since his arrival, he's been slumbering on *whispers* 100% acrylic

I do wish Russell Edgington would return soon. Not even the volleyball sequence from Top Gun could ease my boredom

Carlos, who do we have on tap this evening?

*txt Eric Northman* Check yourself before I wreck yourself *send* There. I think I made my point.

It appears safe to re-establish a sense of decorum around here. *gets Russell Edgington's amex* http://tinyurl.com/2dpx8qx Come to Talbot.

Thank you Kitty Hadley Hale Sharon Heyward @Sashamiami4 for the #FF. Now if you'll walk this way, Carlos will take good care of you

Of course, compared to Sophie-Anne Leclerq's pink flamingos, IKEA looks like Sotheby's.

*flips through dossier* Oh, this is good.

Now this is just embarrassing. RT William Compton *cries blood tears* SUUUKEH!

Well damn.

At least I went out with a bang. RT Palky_Holmes http://twitpic.com/2d05f4

@TheMortalPoet It was my own fault. I requested a long, hard rod. I should have been more specific.