@magnificent17 Hmmmm....*taps chin* Very well, you may be apart of my court. See Ludis for some swim trunks. *clap clap*

*SPOILER* Well played, William Compton. Well played indeed. RT @smeykunz Oh well HELL!!! *Flinstone swearing* ow.ly/5nofm

*sigh* Agreed. RT Michael Watson fingers crossed that Sophie-Anne Leclerq survives season 4! she is the best vampire queen ever! #WaitingSucks

*meditating on William Compton's coffee table* RT Dalai Lama Without inner peace, without inner calm, it is difficult to find lasting peace.

Is it Sunday yet? #trueblood *meditates in preparation for Vampire Smackdown*

*eyes pop open*

*rummaging through William Compton's less than stellar kitchen* Bottles and bottles of Tru:Blood. Damn, he is boring as hell.

*wiping the blood from my mouth* Pardon me. I have some "business" to attend to.

*dabbing Sarah E Leonard's blood from my chin, leaving her exhausted and walking downstairs*

*jumps up over William Compton's cocktail table and pauses, suspended in mid-air* I am ready, William. Give it your best shot. *FANGS*

*grabs blanket back and rolls over* Will you shut your blood hole William Compton! It's not even noon! *growls*

It's time. *FANGS* I want my yacht William Compton! But for now I'll just sit here mooch off of your cable. *fangy smirk* #trueblood

*explodes into a puddle of bloody goo* Thanks for that William Compton. Bastard!

That was disappointing. Now where the hell am I?

YOU! Lorena *GROWLS* Where the hell are we? *looks around* Nice place you've got here.

@Delphineennoir Yes. Thanks to that traitor, mainstreaming, bumfuck town living William Compton! *GROWLS*

@QueenFaeMab Har.....

@Delphineennoir Thank you. *bloody sniffle*

@QueenFaeMab In that case, you may want a jar of Lorena as well.

@xfearlessme Then who the hell needs them? They do not know what they are missing.